Birthday pressie

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Birthday pressie

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:10 am

My wife was livid when all I got her for her birthday was a lottery scratch card.

"You’re so ungrateful" I said, "Surely it's the thought that counts."

"Ungrateful?" She screamed,
Spoiler:
"You've already scratched the bl**dy card..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Birthday pressie

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jun 08, 2018 11:40 am

:lol:
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