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Close the curtains

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:42 am

A woman phoned her blonde neighbour man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because
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I wasn't home last night.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Close the curtains

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:44 am

:lol:
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Re: Close the curtains

Postby dutchman » Tue Jun 05, 2018 12:59 pm

:hysterical:
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