Upset wife
A fat wife walks into the living room, angry at her husband who is none the wiser. Her hair is dishevelled, little bit of blood coming from her elbow.
"I just fell down the stairs!" she complains to the husband. "Didn't you hear me?"
"No -
"I just fell down the stairs!" she complains to the husband. "Didn't you hear me?"
"No -
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