COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

News, discussion and entertainment for Coventry area dwellers past and present.

Skip to content

Buying tights

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)
Write comments

Buying tights

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 22, 2018 12:08 pm

I said to the shop assistant "can I have a pair of tights for my wife "

She said " Sheer "

I said " No
Spoiler:
she's at home "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 65879
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:01 am
Top

Re: Buying tights

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 22, 2018 12:22 pm

:yellow_grin:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:52 am
Top

Re: Buying tights

Postby dutchman » Tue May 22, 2018 3:47 pm

:lol:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 50557
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:24 am
Location: Spon End
Top
Write comments

Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 9 guests

  • Ads
Switch to mobile style
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group Website Monitoring Service by GotSiteMonitor.com
cron