Not playing
My wife asked me why I don't play golf with Patrick anymore.
So I asked her "Would you continue to play with a guy who always gets drunk, loses so many balls other groups are always playing through, tells lousy jokes while you are trying to putt, and generally offends everyone around him on the course?"
"Certainly not, dear" she replied.
So I asked her "Would you continue to play with a guy who always gets drunk, loses so many balls other groups are always playing through, tells lousy jokes while you are trying to putt, and generally offends everyone around him on the course?"
"Certainly not, dear" she replied.
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