My night out
My wife called me last night and said, "It's 11:30pm, where are you?"
I said, "I'm in a strip club with all my mates, we're all pretty drunk and the girls are absolutely gorgeous."
"Are you having a laugh?" She said angrily.
"Of course I am," I replied,
I said, "I'm in a strip club with all my mates, we're all pretty drunk and the girls are absolutely gorgeous."
"Are you having a laugh?" She said angrily.
"Of course I am," I replied,
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