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Genie of the lamp

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2018 10:32 am
by rebbonk
I was cleaning out my elderly neighbours' back garden yesterday when I came across an old lamp.

I rubbed the side, to give it a clean and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.

"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.

I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In dire need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."

With a whoosh, my wish was granted.

Ten minutes later,
Spoiler:
I landed at Birmingham airport.

Re: Genie of the lamp

PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2018 12:46 pm
by Melisandre
:hysterical: