Rushed into hospital
A bloke is rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron up his bottom.
"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well," said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened
"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well," said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened
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