Thumb in the soup
Diner in restaurant, “Please don’t put your thumb in my soup as you carry it to me.”
“Sorry sir. I have an infected thumb nail and the doctor told me to keep it warm.”
“Well why don’t you stick it up your arse??”
“Sir,
“Sorry sir. I have an infected thumb nail and the doctor told me to keep it warm.”
“Well why don’t you stick it up your arse??”
“Sir,
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