Blind date
Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 10:56 amAfter being with her all evening, I couldn’t take another minute with this blind date.
Earlier, I had secretly arranged to have a friend call my phone so I would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When I returned to the table, I lowered my eyes, put on a grim expression and said: “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
“Thank heavens,” my date replied.
Earlier, I had secretly arranged to have a friend call my phone so I would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When I returned to the table, I lowered my eyes, put on a grim expression and said: “I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”
“Thank heavens,” my date replied.
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