Bank loan

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Bank loan

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:58 am

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Black.

“Miss Black, I'd like to get a £3000 loan to take a holiday”, says the frog.

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay …. he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral, to which the frog says, “Sure, I have this…. “, and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There's a frog out there called Kermit Jagger, who claims to know you, and wants to borrow £3000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant and says, “I mean, what in the world is this meant to be?”

The bank manager looks up at her and says....

“It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.”

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