Magic mirror

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Magic mirror

Postby rebbonk » Tue May 01, 2018 10:21 am

A woman with small breasts buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door.

The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."

There is a flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.

She runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

The husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my thingy touch the floor."

There's a flash of light,
Spoiler:
and both of his legs fall off.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Magic mirror

Postby Melisandre » Tue May 01, 2018 11:38 am

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