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Life or death situation

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:31 am
by rebbonk
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding.

As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding - but it is a matter of life or death".

"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home".

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death".

Spoiler:
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man".

Re: Life or death situation

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:48 pm
by Melisandre
:lol: