Caught playing away
My mate caught his wife in bed with his best mate.
She was beside herself.
"It's OK," he said. "I know I've been neglecting you. We can talk about this: there's no reason it should ruin our relationship."
"Oh, thank you!" she said. "I don't know why I did it."
"Shut up," he said.
She was beside herself.
"It's OK," he said. "I know I've been neglecting you. We can talk about this: there's no reason it should ruin our relationship."
"Oh, thank you!" she said. "I don't know why I did it."
"Shut up," he said.
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