"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night I had hot, mad, passionate sex with my boyfriend last night; seven times in total" she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says,
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