Confession

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Confession

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:52 am

A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, Father, last night I had hot, mad, passionate sex with my boyfriend last night; seven times in total" she says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass, and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"

"No," the priest says,
Spoiler:
"but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
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