Letter to Amazon
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:49 amDear Amazon,
I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, “Oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself”.
I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, “Oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself”.
