Amish family in town

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Amish family in town

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:37 am

An Amish family went into town for a rare visit.

Since they had last visited, a new shopping mall had been built so they parked their horse and buggy in the multi-storey car park and wandered around the shops, amazed by everything they saw.

The father and son were particularly fascinated by a pair of gleaming silver doors that silently slid open and closed.

An elderly lady pressed a button beside the doors, they opened, she hobbled inside and the doors closed again.

Numbers above the door lit in sequence: 1..2..3….2..1; they re-opened and a stunning young lady stepped out.

The father turned to the boy and said “Son,
Spoiler:
fetch your Mother”.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Amish family in town

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:39 pm

:lol:
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