Chicken and James Bond
A chicken crossing the road met James Bond.
"What's your name?" asked the chicken.
"Bond. James Bond. What's yours?"
"Ken.
"What's your name?" asked the chicken.
"Bond. James Bond. What's yours?"
"Ken.
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