Running short of cash

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Running short of cash

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:08 am

Paddy and Mick are on holiday and are running out of money when they see a sign that reads: "Spend 10 minutes in a room with a million flies and earn $500".

So Mick goes in first and spends 1 minute in the room before running out yelling " :censored: that, I can't breathe, them :censored: flies are in my mouth! You'll never do it Paddy"

Paddy says, "No sweat, Mick, get me in there"

So Paddy goes in and spends the full 10 minutes in the room then comes out.

Mick says, "Paddy! How the heck did ya do that?"

Paddy says "Easy Mick,
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I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other!"
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Re: Running short of cash

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:01 am

:lol:
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