Cold caller

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Cold caller

Postby rebbonk » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:05 am

A salesman called at my aunt's farm and asked if she’d like to buy some special animal feed turf.

He explained, “when the animals have eaten all the grass from one side it gets flipped over to allow them to feed on the other side”

After sending him packing uncle asked “who was at the door” and aunt replied
Spoiler:
“another double grazing salesman”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cold caller

Postby Melisandre » Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:57 am

:lol:
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