A bunch of flowers

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A bunch of flowers

Postby rebbonk » Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:46 am

I walked in with a bunch of flowers today and my wife said, "Ok, what have you done now?"

"I slept with your sister," I replied.

"What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.

"Eh?" I replied.
Spoiler:
"They're for your sister."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A bunch of flowers

Postby Melisandre » Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:43 pm

:lol:
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Re: A bunch of flowers

Postby dutchman » Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:52 am

:lol:
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