Bra for the wife
I gave the wife a handmade bra that I got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.
"Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"
I said, "No,
"Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"
I said, "No,
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