Bra for the wife

[rebbonk]

I gave the wife a handmade bra that I got from a craft fair, and told her it was made from sheepdog fur.

"Aww, how sweet" She giggled. "Is that to keep my boobies nice and warm?"

I said, "No,

Spoiler:

but it'll round them up and point them in the right direction"

[Melisandre]