Married in the summer

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Married in the summer

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:09 am

I told my mate that, in order to make love, I'd promised my girlfriend that I'd marry her in the summer.

He said, "July?"

I said,
Spoiler:
"Of course I did."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Married in the summer

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:56 am

:lol:
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