On the Dole
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:47 amA Scouser, hit by the recession, is wandering gloomily along the side of the Mersey, when he sees a guy drowning out in deep water.
He pulls off his shoes, jacket and trousers and dives in without hesitation.
He swims rapidly towards the drowning man with a small crowd urging him on.
As he gets near, the guy shouts. "
off! I'm committing suicide."
The Scouser says. " Keep your voice down mate,
He pulls off his shoes, jacket and trousers and dives in without hesitation.
He swims rapidly towards the drowning man with a small crowd urging him on.
As he gets near, the guy shouts. "
off! I'm committing suicide." The Scouser says. " Keep your voice down mate,
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