The Manc steals 3 pasties and puts them in his pocket then boasts to the Scouser, "Yo did you see that: the staff never saw me?"
The Scouser says, "That’s nothing, watch this?"
He says to the manager, "Give me 3 pasties and I'll show you some magic!"
Scouser eats them all and the manager says, "How is that magic?"
The Scouser replies,
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