Newly weds (bit rude)
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 10:33 amDave had just returned from his honeymoon and was settling down in their new apartment.
Coming home from work one night, the landlady met Dave in the hallway.
She said "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?"
"I'll ask her" Dave responded.
He opened the door to his apartment and called out "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"No way!" his bride retorted.
Coming home from work one night, the landlady met Dave in the hallway.
She said "I have a couple of extra tickets to a play in town tonight, and I wonder if you and your new bride would like to have them?"
"I'll ask her" Dave responded.
He opened the door to his apartment and called out "Honey, would you like to see 'Oliver Twist' tonight?"
"No way!" his bride retorted.
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