Drive carefully
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.
"Honey" she says in a worried voice "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".
"It's worse than that" he replies
"Honey" she says in a worried voice "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".
"It's worse than that" he replies
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