Drive carefully

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Drive carefully

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:01 am

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.

"Honey" she says in a worried voice "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".

"It's worse than that" he replies
Spoiler:
"There are hundreds of them!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Drive carefully

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:09 am

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