3 old men in church

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3 old men in church

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:40 am

The first one asks, 'God when will I ever win the pools?'.

God answers, ' In ten years time.'

The old guy says, 'but I'll be dead by then!'


The second old man asks, 'God, when will I ever win the lottery?'

God answers, ' In twenty years time.'

The old guy says, ' I'll be dead by then!'


The third old fella asks, 'God, when will England ever win the World Cup again?'

God answers,
Spoiler:
'I'll be dead by then!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 3 old men in church

Postby pollyanna » Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:29 am

We'll all be dead by then :rolling:
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