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Third visit to court this week

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:44 am
by rebbonk
"Your honour" a defence attorney began "I have a series of witnesses that can testify that Mr. Johnson was nowhere near the scene of the crime when it occurred".

The judge looked at the defence table and said "This is the third time you've been in this court room this week, and I'm getting sick of hearing your lies".

The offender stood up with a confused expression and said "Your honour, you must be mistaken. I've never been here in my life".

Waving his finger, the judge replied
Spoiler:
"I was referring to your lawyer".

Re: Third visit to court this week

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:52 pm
by Melisandre
:lol: