Late for school

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Late for school

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:19 am

Teacher to 10 yr old Carl ; "You were 20 minutes late this Morning Carl , Why ..! ?

Carl ; "Sorry Miss , but there was a Man at the Bus stop who'd lost a £5.00 note .."

Teacher ; "Ahh , how lovely , and You were late because you were helping him Find it ...? "

Carl ; " No Miss , I was late because
Spoiler:
I was standing on it ..!!! "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Late for school

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:56 pm

:lol:
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Re: Late for school

Postby dutchman » Mon Feb 19, 2018 7:46 pm

:lol:
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