Officer Olson (rather rude)

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Officer Olson (rather rude)

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:49 am

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino.

After a few minutes search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are round his ankles, and Olson is hammering away at him from behind.

Chief Brown says "What the hell is going on?"

Olson says "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation".

The chief says "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

Olson says "I did, Chief,
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but then one thing led to another..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Officer Olson (rather rude)

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:08 pm

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