Good news and bad news

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Good news and bad news

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:47 am

A man goes to the doctor to get some test results back.

The doctor says to him, 'Well I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?'

The man says "The good news".

The doctor frowns and says "The good news is
Spoiler:
we're naming it after you".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Good news and bad news

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 18, 2018 4:09 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: Good news and bad news

Postby dutchman » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:42 am

:lol:
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