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The pear

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:22 am

I walked into the bosses office and handed him a pear.

"What’s this for?" he asked me.

"A pay rise" I replied.
Spoiler:
"the missus told me to grow it first and then ask you"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The pear

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:44 pm

:yellow_grin:
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Re: The pear

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:00 pm

:lol:
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