First date over

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First date over

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:11 pm

After dropping my new girlfriend home the other night after our first date, she told me I'd have to wait 3 months before she would have sex with me.

I told her I totally understood and respected her decision and that
Spoiler:
I'd ring her again nearer that time.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: First date over

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:45 pm

:lol:
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Re: First date over

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:59 pm

:lol:
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