Little Johnny

[rebbonk]

Little Johnny arrives in class having been absent for three weeks.

"Hello Johnny." says the teacher, "where have you been for the last three weeks?"

Johnny replies, "Sorry Miss, I've been away cuz me dad got burnt."

"Oh Sorry to hear that," the teacher replies, "nothing too serious I hope,?"

To which Johnny replied,

Spoiler:

"They don't about at the crematorium Miss."

[dutchman]