She called after three days to see how I was getting on.
"I'm fine thanks", I said smugly "it's easy, I just bought a weeks worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry."
"I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling water!" She screamed.
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You won't last without me
by rebbonk » Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:25 am
My wife said I wouldn't be able to cope if she left me and to prove it she moved out for a week.
She called after three days to see how I was getting on.
"I'm fine thanks", I said smugly "it's easy, I just bought a weeks worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry."
"I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling water!" She screamed.
She called after three days to see how I was getting on.
"I'm fine thanks", I said smugly "it's easy, I just bought a weeks worth of Pot Noodles so I won't go hungry."
"I hope you burn your mouth on the boiling water!" She screamed.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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