"The missus." I replied.
"Oh, where is she?" She asked.
"She's the one standing on that table over there singing," I said with embarrassment.
"That's a funny looking table," she said confused, "it hasn't got any legs!"
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In the pub
by rebbonk » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:29 am
A bird came sitting next to me in the pub last night, "Who you with handsome?" She asked.
"The missus." I replied.
"Oh, where is she?" She asked.
"She's the one standing on that table over there singing," I said with embarrassment.
"That's a funny looking table," she said confused, "it hasn't got any legs!"
"The missus." I replied.
"Oh, where is she?" She asked.
"She's the one standing on that table over there singing," I said with embarrassment.
"That's a funny looking table," she said confused, "it hasn't got any legs!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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