Wife in tears
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:08 amI was sat in front of the TV watching the horse racing and my horse came in first at 10/1. As I was celebrating, my wife walked in the room crying her eyes out.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead"
I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where the Hell are you going?"
"To the shops to do the lottery,
"What's the matter?" I asked.
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead"
I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where the Hell are you going?"
"To the shops to do the lottery,
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