Weasel
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:04 amA 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter.
The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. "Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer".
"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"
"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age".
"Fine. Well what other things do you have?"
"Well for non-alcoholic drinks I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"
The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. "Sir, you look extremely young. I can't serve you even a single beer".
"Oh c'mon. You can't just slide me one?"
"Can't and will not serve to anyone under age".
"Fine. Well what other things do you have?"
"Well for non-alcoholic drinks I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?"
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