Have you been drinking Sir?

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Have you been drinking Sir?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:25 am

An Irish priest was driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says,
Spoiler:
"Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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