Use a condom!

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Use a condom!

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:30 am

I was about to have sex with the wife when she pleaded with me to use a condom.

"But you told me that you're ready to have kids?" I asked

"Oh yes," she replied.
Spoiler:
"I just don't want them to look like you!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Use a condom!

Postby Melisandre » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:55 pm

:lol:
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