Miracle

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Miracle

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:16 am

One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the scene and then ran into the rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.

"Son, you've just witnessed a miracle!" the priest said. "Tell me where is this man now?"

Spoiler:
"Flat on his backside over by the holy water," the boy informed him
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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