The thrill has gone

[rebbonk]

"The thrill is gone from my marriage" Alan told his friend Don.

"Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Don suggested.

"But what if my wife finds out?"

"Heck, it's 2018, Alan. Go ahead and tell her about it".

So Alan went home and said "Dear, our marriage seems to be stale. Do you think an affair will bring us closer together?"

"Forget it!" said his wife.

Spoiler:

"I've tried that ten or twelve times already - it never works!"

[Melisandre]