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Lady reading

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:15 pm

A woman sitting next to me on the train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. fascinated, she turned to me and said, did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?

Really? I said,
Spoiler:
Have you tried mouthwash?
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Lady reading

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jan 20, 2018 1:17 pm

:lol:
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Re: Lady reading

Postby dutchman » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:11 pm

:lol:
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