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Brave man

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:23 am

I came home from the pub, went upstairs and said to my wife, "I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight love."

"That's thoughtful of you," she said, "you're drunk and don't want to disturb me?"

"No,
Spoiler:
I've brought a woman back with me."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Brave man

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:01 pm

:lol:
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Re: Brave man

Postby dutchman » Sat Jan 20, 2018 4:18 am

:lol:
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