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Weight Watchers

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:52 am

At my first Weight Watchers meeting, the group leader asked each of us why we wanted to lose weight.

When it was her turn, one woman started to sob.

"I vowed to lose weight when my husband bought me something too small for me to fit".

The leader replied "Oh, that's too bad. Was it a dress?"

"No,
Spoiler:
a Porsche!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Weight Watchers

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:37 pm

:lol:
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Re: Weight Watchers

Postby dutchman » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:40 am

:lol:
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