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Birthday present

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:19 am

My wife's been dropping me subtle hints this week as to what she wants for her coming birthday; saying things like " I want something that feels really silky and smooth", "Hope you get it in my size" and "I want to be able to wear it every day".

Spoiler:
Boy is she going to love the washing-up gloves I bought.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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